Me - Happily in the shower
Knock, Knock, knock
Me - "What?!?!"
Someone - mumble mumble mumble
ME - "WHAT?!?!"
Someone - MOM! mumble mumble mumble
Me - &%^$#!! [shuts off shower forcefully]" WHAAAAT?!?!"
One of the children - Can I come in?"
Me - :sigh: "NO! What do you NEEED???!!!"
Kid - "Can I wear your flip flops?"
Me - O_o grumble grumble grumble (which translates to "YOU interrupted my shower to ask about flip flops? of which you have 3 pair and I only have one yet you need to wear mine?")
Kid - "WHAAAAT?!?!"
Me - "YES! YES! YES! WEAR THE SHOES! I DON'T CARE! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST INTERRUPTED MY SHOWER OVER A PAIR OF SHOES. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES!!!"
Kid - silence. . . they left after the first YES and never heard the rest of my gripe.
And this happens every single day. It may not always be about shoes but there is never a shower in which I am not interrupted.